Diary

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MUSICIANS JOKE....

A man visits the doctor, complaining that he hasn’t had a bowel movement for several days. So the doctor prescribes a laxative and tells the patient to return in a week if he’s still having a problem. A week later he’s back.
“Still no luck, Doc”, he sighs.
So the doctor prescribes a stronger laxative and repeats his instructions to return if there’s no effect. A week passes and he’s telling the doctor the same sad story.
“Hmm. That’s odd. We’d better find out what’s causing this”, says the doctor. “Perhaps your work is affecting things. What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a jazz musician” he replies.
“Ah, now I understand”, the doctor beams. “Here’s £10. Go and get yourself something to eat!”